Key no. 106


Free Write

Allow the prompt to sink in and inspire you. Shoot for 250+ words. Stretch your imagination and aim for FICTION. Don’t forget to hold yourself accountable and drop it in the comments, then move along with your life.


  1. You certainly didn’t place it somewhere yourself… Just query your butler right now; I bet the response time will be less than 100 milliseconds.

    …Got it?

    Okay, great. Where’s your money?

    Did you know that’s where it was? Did you know that’s how it was moved? Did you know that now it’s working to make someone else more money? Is your butler getting a share of those profits? Are you sure? SHOULD your butler be getting a share of those profits? Are profits something you think are even “shareable” with non-human entities?

    I think that you need to think about getting your facts straight before you continue to so mindlessly propel yourself through your own, slow, self-directed financial undoing.


  2. “Why? He wouldn’t know the answer to such a thing,” I state. “What do you mean?” my friend wonders. “I mean, that my butler would have no idea where my money would be, as I do not barter in cash,” I explain. “Well, no one does,” my friend laughs at himself at his self-amusing joke. “Do you know where it is?” I ask. “I told you to ask the butler,” my friend reiterates, with a mild hint of fury. “Right,” I remember.


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